Day: -1 The blog begins

I figured this is a good way to keep track of the glorious adventure of "The Last Road Trip."

Now any "scientist" with a fancy "education" can tell you that putting Alex Warr, Dave Garver, and Varun Lella in a car together for two weeks straight is a bad idea. Just think of the fights, the sights, the smells... (mostly from Varun... he is Indian... sorry that was racist).

However studies from Stanford's Department for Graduate Studies in Bullshitology have conclusively shown that the awesomeness and hilarity to be had automatically outweighs the chance of Alex ripping off Varun's glasses, breaking them in half, and using them to murder Dave for saying "Zed" instead of Z one too many times (Damn Canadians).

In the search for freedom, truth, and maybe salmonella (I'm looking at you MickyD's), the Boys will start from Toronto move to Ft. Wayne Indiana, shuffle to Chicago, shimmy over to Mt. Rushmore, pirouette on down to Boulder, CO, electric slide to the Grand Canyon, creep eastward to New Mexico (and maybe Roswell), and finally Soulja Boy to Austin. The return trip is there for David and Alex (Varun disembarks in Tyler, TX), but that part is less fun and lacking in motion-indicating verbs.

This is the place for photos and updates and quotes.....

Hopefully it will keep you entertained and you enjoy the ride as much as we do.